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pq diabos ninguém aqui tá falando da existência disso??

#cat

Microsoft gets too much credit for embrace extend extinguish when it was white people as a group that really started the trend.

Me inscrevi em ciências econômicas e minha nota é 632,62. A nota de corte até agora tá 671,81, o que me deixa na 109ª posição pra 50 vagas.

O curso tem 100 vagas no geral e a modalidade que escolhi foi ser cotista por ter cursado EM em escola pública independente da renda. Como foi no agreste do estado, ganho um acréscimo de 10% na nota,

A minha pergunta pra que entendem mais do que eu: Vocês acham que tenho chance?

Serial Experiments Lain: Story of installing gentoo so hard you got rid of God.

Hoje eu #procuro um jogo de match-3 maneiro pro celular. Sei que tem um monte mas eu tava procurando algum que alguém recomendasse justamente por que tem um montão.

Si eres usuario de Spotify te puede interesar saber que existe Cordless: Un frontend open source (como Invidio.us para Youtube) para poder escuchar Spotify.

https://crdls.com/

vaguely related is this very bisexual sky

I'm Gender Questioning, my pronouns are Who/Whom

Nesta terça-feira (14), chega ao fim o suporte da Microsoft ao Windows 7. Isso significa que o sistema, lançado em outubro de 2009, não receberá mais atualizações de segurança. Segundo o StatCounter, 27% dos computadores em uso no Brasil ainda rodam o Windows 7.

🔗 https://support.microsoft.com/pt-br/help/4057281/windows-7-support-will-end-on-january-14-2020

This is hilarious!

RT @joshmcconell

The pizza joint I went to framed a hole in the wall in the men’s washroom and called it “Fragile Masculinity”

https://t.co/ZTxO2BsWMH

In 1998, a programmer who had been working on Y2K fixes started to get anxious because he couldn't believe how pervasive the problem was. He switched from company to company trying to get away from it, but everywhere he went he became regarded as the Y2K expert and immediately became the team lead for that company's Y2K contingencies. He finally had a nervous breakdown, quit his job, and decided he wanted to be knocked unconscious when the Y2K actually came about.

A month before Y2K he was put into an artificial coma and cooled down to a near cryogenic easily sustained long term life support.

Unfortunately the life support notification system had a Y2K bug, and no one revived him for 8000 years.

Finally he was found and revived. He woke up, and saw himself surrounded by lots of glass, light, stainless steel, and tall beautiful people in white robes. He asked if he was in Heaven.

They replied, "No, this is Chicago. Actually but it's a lot like Heaven to someone like you."

"Someone like me?"

"You are from the 20th century. Many of the problems that existed in your lifetime have been solved for thousands of years. There is no hunger and no disease. There is no scarcity, or strife between races and creeds."

"What year is it now?"

"Yeah, about that - it's the year 9,998. You see, the year 10,000 is coming up, and we understand you know something called COBOL?"

biannual implies the existence of lesbiannual

#capitalism #motivation #selfhelp #inspiration