Cochise César @Cochise@masto.donte.com.br
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- Meu pai, o que é a liberdade?
A liberdade, meu filho,
é coisa louca que assusta:
visão terrível (que luta!)
da vida contra o destino
traçado de ponta a ponta
como já contada conta
pelo som dos altos sinos.
- Moacyr Félix
What do you think the best invention is? — O historiador em mim diz que a escrita, que é onde essa grande jornada "da vida contra o destino" começa.
O hedonista diz que a moka, inventada por Alfonso Bialetti.
Mas tem umas "patente… https://curiouscat.me/Cochise/post/823659200?t=1553350572
Usar o verso "somos pinguim, somos golfinho" em um contexto que faz sentido.
Achievement unlocked.
Com uma libido negativa para entrar em qualquer debate político.
Você percebe que a vida saiu do controle quando percebe que deixou acabar o café em casa.
Qual o nível de ironia do médium charlatão e canalha pedindo haebas corpus para ir ao hospital?
https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/cotidiano/2019/03/stj-acolhe-recurso-e-joao-de-deus-sera-transferido-para-hospital-de-goiania.shtml
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Kickstarter staff are unionizing, apparently.
Poucas sensações de alívio maior que passar hidratante nas mãos depois de passar o dia inteiro mexendo com giz.
Todos os que enaltecem o alarido da mídia, o sorriso imbecil da publicidade, o esquecimento da natureza, a indiscrição elevada à condição de virtude, devem ser denominados: colaboradores do moderno."
- Milan Kundera em Sessenta e Quatro Palavras, parte de A Arte do Romance.
Noção fundamental! Como é que a humanidade pôde viver sem ela até 1944? Uma vez achada a palavra, percebe-se cada vez mais que a atividade do homem tem o caráter de uma colaboração. [...]
"COLABORAÇÃO. As situações históricas sempre novas desvendam as possibilidades constantes do homem e nos permitem denominá-las. Assim, a palavra colaboração adquiriu, durante a guerra contra o nazismo, um novo sentido: estar voluntariamente a serviço de um poder ignóbil. [...]
Essa a diferença por exemplo entre guerrilheiros brasileiros em ditaduras e supremacistas brancos.
No currículo de história há várias revoluções e golpes. Sempre que falo delas menciono que na nossa ética social, quem recorre à violencia primeiro SEMPRE está errado, porque força o outro lado a ser violento. Porque contra a violencia não há saída democrática.
Olhar para o passado é abrir portas para a nostalgia do que não foi. Dos futuros que eram possíveis e não são mais.
A potência do passado são suas esperanças estraçalhadas que um dia aqueceram nossos corações. Seus sonhos nunca realizados, que subsistem apenas como saudade.
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petição para mudar a expressão "pessoa direita" para "pessoa esquerda", porque esquerda é obviamente o melhor lado.
Tenho assunto, mas não tenho interesse.
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@kaniini Day ONE
A hacker comes into a restaurant and discovers that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed and one can pour anything into it. The hacker goes home and writes an angry letter to the manager of the restaurant: "I, meG@Duc, found a vulnerability in the salt shakers at your restaurant. An attacker can open them and pour poison inside! Take action immediately!"
Day TWO
The manager, among other business letters, requests for food deliveries and courier receipts finds the notification letter and shrugs: "Who could even come up with this nonsense?"
Day FIVE
The hacker comes into the restaurant and pours poison in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the manager is dragged three months in courts to prove the absense of a crime. The Hacker writes a letter in the style of "Well, I told you!".
Day 96
The manager orders his staff to buy specially designed salt shakers with a combination lock. Visitors of the restaurant feel like they are missing something very important in the meaning of life.
Day 97
The Hacker discovers that the holes in the salt shakers pass salt in both directions. And not only salt, anything! He writes an angry letter to the manager after pissing in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people stop visiting the restaurant forever, thirty get admitted to the hospital with food poisoning. The hacker sends an SMS to the restaurant manager: "How are you doing?". The manager is dragged through courts for three months and is released on probation.
Day 188
The manager vows to no longer work in any kind of food establishment, and to peacefully cut timber in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new one-way valve for a salt shaker. Waitresses in the meantime withdraw all the old salt shakers and distribute the salt by hand.
Day 190
The Hacker steals a salt shaker from the restaurant and carefully studies the device at home. He writes an angry letter to the manager: "I, meG@Duc, stole the salt shaker and I find this fact outrageous! Anyone can steal your salt shakers!" The previously fully sober manager goes home and drinks a bottle of vodka.
Day 193
The Hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the restaurant are chained and nailed to the table. He arrives at a hacker conference and reports on his progress, getting a well-deserved reward for the protection of the interests of society and consumers. Fortunately, the manager never hears anything about it and will not die of alcohol poisoning, for now.
Day 194
As part of a diabolical, genius elaborate operation, BLACKHAT hackers break into the restaurant and pour all the salt from the salt shakers in their pockets. The Hacker meG@Duc writes an indignant letter to the manager, alluding to the fact that there is no concern for the visitors in the restaurant as any criminal can deprive honest people from salt in an instant. A salt dispenser with a one-time authorization is just necessary!
Engineers work in sweat on a new salt shaker, while waitresses hand out salt manually, again. The manager goes on vacation to the
Seychelles and has dinner only in his room, avoiding any canteens, restaurants and bars.
Day 200
Visitors of the restaurant find in horror that in order to pour salt, they must go to the waitress, show their passport and get a special 8-digit one-time code to the shaker. For pepper they should repeat the procedure.
A hacker comes into a restaurant and discovers that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed and one can pour anything into it. The hacker goes home and writes an angry letter to the manager of the restaurant: "I, meG@Duc, found a vulnerability in the salt shakers at your restaurant. An attacker can open them and pour poison inside! Take action immediately!"
Day TWO
The manager, among other business letters, requests for food deliveries and courier receipts finds the notification letter and shrugs: "Who could even come up with this nonsense?"
Day FIVE
The hacker comes into the restaurant and pours poison in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the manager is dragged three months in courts to prove the absense of a crime. The Hacker writes a letter in the style of "Well, I told you!".
Day 96
The manager orders his staff to buy specially designed salt shakers with a combination lock. Visitors of the restaurant feel like they are missing something very important in the meaning of life.
Day 97
The Hacker discovers that the holes in the salt shakers pass salt in both directions. And not only salt, anything! He writes an angry letter to the manager after pissing in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people stop visiting the restaurant forever, thirty get admitted to the hospital with food poisoning. The hacker sends an SMS to the restaurant manager: "How are you doing?". The manager is dragged through courts for three months and is released on probation.
Day 188
The manager vows to no longer work in any kind of food establishment, and to peacefully cut timber in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new one-way valve for a salt shaker. Waitresses in the meantime withdraw all the old salt shakers and distribute the salt by hand.
Day 190
The Hacker steals a salt shaker from the restaurant and carefully studies the device at home. He writes an angry letter to the manager: "I, meG@Duc, stole the salt shaker and I find this fact outrageous! Anyone can steal your salt shakers!" The previously fully sober manager goes home and drinks a bottle of vodka.
Day 193
The Hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the restaurant are chained and nailed to the table. He arrives at a hacker conference and reports on his progress, getting a well-deserved reward for the protection of the interests of society and consumers. Fortunately, the manager never hears anything about it and will not die of alcohol poisoning, for now.
Day 194
As part of a diabolical, genius elaborate operation, BLACKHAT hackers break into the restaurant and pour all the salt from the salt shakers in their pockets. The Hacker meG@Duc writes an indignant letter to the manager, alluding to the fact that there is no concern for the visitors in the restaurant as any criminal can deprive honest people from salt in an instant. A salt dispenser with a one-time authorization is just necessary!
Engineers work in sweat on a new salt shaker, while waitresses hand out salt manually, again. The manager goes on vacation to the
Seychelles and has dinner only in his room, avoiding any canteens, restaurants and bars.
Day 200
Visitors of the restaurant find in horror that in order to pour salt, they must go to the waitress, show their passport and get a special 8-digit one-time code to the shaker. For pepper they should repeat the procedure.
Sinceramente?
Estou com medo de pesquisar a treta de ontem pelo risco de concordar com Gilmar Mendes, porque isso é muito fim da picada. Porque Gilmar Mendes é uma dessas pessoas que se morresse eu ficaria feliz. Porque aquele homem vale nem o que o gato enterra.
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